I'm socially awkward and canadian
demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:
i wish i could be a mermaid because then i’d have pretty hair and i wouldn’t have to shave my legs because no legs
lets not forget about no vagina, which means no periods
and no sex, not that it matters, we don’t have it now either so what difference does it make
why cant we be mermaids
but do they have wifi underwater
Priorities
(Source: ghostnotebusters)
See this book? It is a book about birthday. Each birthday has a page describing the person born on that, almost to a T.
It has the positives and negative traits of the birth date, advice/a description of the love life, career careers, lucky numbers, lucky days of the week, ect.
I’m bored, so let’s do something fun.
Reblog this with your birth date, and I will tell you what this book says about you.
EDIT: Please have your submit turned on.
July 13th!!! AHHH!!! SO COOL!
March 19th!
May 30th.
December 14th
August 7th
December 15th
April 10!!!!!!!
sure why not! i was born august 26th! c:
9/24 B)))
March 9th
December 21
Mine sis August Eighth, but can I hear March 2 instead? c:
October 4th ^^
September 1st. :o
January 21st :3
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
I need this book in my life! Someone please buy me this book! I’ll love you 5ever!!!
(Source: m3lodigression)
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
album art
Some people wanna watch the world burn
